I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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