I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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