Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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