Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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