Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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