Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I think people are normalizing furries
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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