im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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