when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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