what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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