Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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