If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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