So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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