I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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