Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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