I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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