even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
how do flat chested girls get laid?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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