oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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