Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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