did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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