Will you blow on my dice?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
whose parrot is this?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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