What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
My liver just had a heart attack.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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