well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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