How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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