their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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