So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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