turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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