I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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