I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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