omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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