I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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