if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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