Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
you never un-have a 4some
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
