Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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