We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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