There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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