Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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