Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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