My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Shame is for Republicans.
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