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I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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