worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Randomize
