the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
