My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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