dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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