he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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