I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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