i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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