we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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