I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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