careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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