is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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