that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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