your thong is hanging out like whoa
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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